Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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