The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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