sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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