She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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