U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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