Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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