is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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