i just wanna soil my oats bro
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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