he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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