Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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