i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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