My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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