You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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