his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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