just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
