i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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