How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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