Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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