The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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