I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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