I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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