It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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