remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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