i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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