Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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