how hairy? two words: wookie tits
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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