Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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