its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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