I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Please don't give away my fajitas
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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