i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have post one night stand depression
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