IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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