My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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