Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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