you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
