I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
