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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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