Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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