your thong is hanging out like whoa
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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