they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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