i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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