i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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