Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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