Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize