do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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