I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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