I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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