Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize