Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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