he puts the penis in happiness.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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