I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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