I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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