He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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