You really coming over, don't trick.
Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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