Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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