Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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